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    Funny joke / pic thread !

    Guts and Balls



    There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?



    In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:



    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'



    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'



    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.



    Medically speaking there is NO difference in the outcome.



    Both are fatal.
    The problem is not the car.....it's the biscuits.

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    Here is a joke of the day.

    I joined the FCA club finally !
    The problem is not the car.....it's the biscuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    Here is a joke of the day.

    I joined the FCA club finally !
    Wow, now thats really funny.

    I think i will plan a private fun run up to you know where for a bbq, we'll cook a yak
    rocksauto.ca

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    That was pretty funny.
    SHHHH! Be vewy vewy qwiet, I'm huntin Hammersquatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hammer View Post
    here is a joke of the day.

    I joined the fca club finally !
    High five !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Made-in-Italy View Post
    High five !
    Look at you Mr High five
    The problem is not the car.....it's the biscuits.

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    High Fives all around! I renewed today, back in the big league again!
    SHHHH! Be vewy vewy qwiet, I'm huntin Hammersquatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fave View Post
    High Fives all around! I renewed today, back in the big league again!
    That takes you out of the homeless category now
    The problem is not the car.....it's the biscuits.

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    well well, the wallets have opened
    rocksauto.ca

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    just got a call, a bbi is down and I'm going to the shop to let it in. were are like 7-11
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    Quote Originally Posted by rock View Post
    just got a call, a bbi is down and I'm going to the shop to let it in. were are like 7-11
    Never any rest for the perfectionists among us.
    The problem is not the car.....it's the biscuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    Never any rest for the perfectionists among us.

    its just like a family,
    rocksauto.ca

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    Quote Originally Posted by rock View Post
    its just like a family,
    Have fun, hope its nothing major for the owner.
    The problem is not the car.....it's the biscuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    Have fun, hope its nothing major for the owner.
    I think its the ignition box, the car is one of the lowest mileage bb's in canada. This customer stays away from swamp things
    rocksauto.ca

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    Quote Originally Posted by rock View Post
    well well, the wallets have opened
    And I cried a little inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rock View Post
    just got a call, a bbi is down and I'm going to the shop to let it in. were are like 7-11
    This sounds like a commercial post !

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    Quote Originally Posted by fave View Post
    And I cried a little inside.
    How many moths came flying out of your wallet ?
    The problem is not the car.....it's the biscuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    Here is a joke of the day.

    I joined the FCA club finally !
    Look what I got this afternoon , high five to me !

    Fave, you get your intro greeting name tag yet ?
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    The problem is not the car.....it's the biscuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    Look what I got this afternoon , high five to me !

    Fave, you get your intro greeting name tag yet ?
    Got my wallet card today! High fives!!!

    Now you need to join the Hair Club for Men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    Look what I got this afternoon , high five to me !
    It doesn't take much to get you excited does it? :-)

    Gerrit

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